This is in response to a funny (and sobering) article written by Frank Schaeffer and can be read here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frank-schaeffer/the-story-of-silly-george_b_130813.html.
I didn't like the ending, since I am a optimist bt trade, so I wrote my own as a substitute ending. It goes much better if the linked article is read first. But, I hope you like it. My thanks to Mr. Shaeffer for the inspiration.
But thankfully for the SpecialTribe of Chosen People, there arose a man, born from the union of a son of the true Motherland and a daughter of the SpecialTribe and he was called the Great Hope. And though it was not written, it had been ordained that this son of All the WorldTribes would rise and gather onto him, vast multitudes of people who knew that the King and his followers meant them no good.
For though it had taken them a while to wake from the fog of the Spells of Fear and Dumbing Down, that had been cast upon them, the people were ready to stand and fight. But first the Son of the WorldTribes had to slay the mighty two-headed Dragon of the Clintonites in order to prove himself. And so it was that the battle did rage for several months, but in the end the Great Hope was victorious. But, instead of killing the Dragon outright, he offered his hand in friendship to the Dragon.
The Dragon accepted because the female head knew that if the Dragon's legacy was to live on, it would be a good idea to help the Great Hope beat the Hero of the Evangelicaliters - though some still wondered what to make of the male part of the Dragon.
And thus, the battle was joined to see who would be king of the State of Magicland. The Great Hope was pummeled, but refused to retreat. He skillfully parried and ducked, darted and feigned, waiting for the Hero of the Evangelicaliters to make a mistake. And many mistakes did the Hero make, but because he was a "hero", no one said anything.
Exasperation set in among the followers of the Great Hope, because you see, even though they wanted Change, they were still suffering the after effect of many spells cast upon them from devices called Boob Tubes. But, again, the Great Hope stood firm in his resolve and picked as his right hand man, a wizened, but experienced warrior - and many rejoiced. And they held a great meeting that lasted 4 days in Mile High City in the mountains called the Rockies. And there was much show of love and togetherness. And on the last day of the Great Meeting, the Great Hope came forward and put forth his vision for the State of Magicland. And it was wonderful.
Upon seeing outpour for the Great Hope at the meeting in the Mile High City, the new would-be King for the party of the GooP decided to pick as his running mate, the said mayor of a toy town. She was billed as a dragon substitute in hopes of casting a spell of Gender-identity over women who were mad that the Dragon had been defeated. And there was a great upsurge in the stupidity quotient amongst the Evangelicaliters. For here in this new would-be Queen was a fresh and delightful person. And so it was that the party of the King and the Evangelicaliters held their own meeting just several days later. But, the Gods, sent a sign in the form of a Hurricane, and put a damper on the GooPer meeting.
And compared to the meeting in the Mile High City that was full of love and hope, the meeting of the GooP in the Twin Cities was marked by vile attacks and utter ennui. But, thanks to the Boob Tube and the wizards that infested it, people were made to believe that a great thing had happened, and the new would-be King and Queen were propelled to new heights.
Fortunately, many independent wizards, using the newly discovered medium called the Internet, started to cast their own spells and pick away at the new Queen-to-be. And as they peeled back the fake visage, it was revealed that she was no Dragon, but an evil and ugly ogre. And the people became repulsed. And the would-be King and his handlers decided to keep the would-be Queen under wraps, and control her exposure. However, every time, she did come out, it was an embarrassment, and the would-be King went into panic mode.
In the end, the Great Hope triumphed. But, the land was badly scarred and its people badly beaten up. And the GooP and the Evangelicaliters secretly hoped that the Great Hope failed, because they wanted to get back in power again and finish the job. And so they resorted to secret wars and treaties with those that they hoped would do damage to the State of Magicland.
However, the people were vigilant and got wise to their doings and they were exiled into the nether reaches of the world - Kentucky, where they were kept in check and allowed to interbreed and hopefully devolve into blubbering masses of unintelligent flesh.
And so it was that a new era of Great Prosperity dawned for the Great State of Magicland.